White House Denies Existence of Karl Rove, from the Onion, courtesy of Alison.

BREAKING: Novak Takes His Lack of Balls and Goes Home, from Wonkette. What Makes Bobby Run? (Part 1), from Wonkette. What Novak Was Running From ... Was it ... a book?, from Slate.

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, from Kottke.

Brain-Dead Va. Woman Gives Birth, from the Washington Post.

Timbuktu for the Timid, from Slate.

Army battling decline in black recruits: Trend has worsened since war in Iraq, from the Dallas News.

Japanese develop 'female' android, from the BBC.