Twelve Sequels to Dances With Wolves That, Due to Monetary Constraints, Were Never Produced, from McSweeneys, courtesy of Alison.
Special-Interest Bike Shops, from McSweeneys, courtesy of Alison.
We Can Leave Iraq by 2007: Here's how, from Slate.com.
Nelson-Lodefink Ball clock Phase 1, from Finkbuilt.
Britsh Wit Unappreciated, from Wonkette.com.