Longer needles needed for fatter buttocks, from Yahoo! News, courtesy of Josh.

Item from Engrish.com, courtesy of Josh.

Cyclists team up in sport, life: Salem now home for dynamic duo, from The Boston Globe, courtesy of Robin and Josh.

Gimme an Rx! Cheerleaders Pep Up Drug Sales, from The New York Times.

Advice for Friends of Cyclocross, from the 20 Jan 1921 issue of Le Miroir Des Sports, courtesy of Brad.

In the Line of Fire, from The New York Times, courtesy of Rachel.

The Way We Eat: Dream Machine, from The New York Times.

The importance of being Darcy: Matthew MacFayden has a tough job filling Colin Firth's smoldering shoes, from MSNBC.

Harvard, for Less: Extension Courses' New Allure, from The New York Times.

Shop-Till-You-Drop Specials, Revealed Here First, from The New York Times.

Sex Ed for the Stroller Set, from The New York Times.

The Unwasteful Home: I Vant to Drink Your Vatts, from The New York Times.

Kazakhstan threatens "Borat" with court, from Yahoo! News, courtesy of Brad.

On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study, from MIT, courtesy of Mark A and his friend Julius.

Austen Power: A neat, fleet Pride and Prejudice, from Slate.

End the Mortgage-Interest Deduction! Why the left should embrace the Bush tax commission's most radical proposal, from Slate.

The Secret Language of Jeans: Why some people are willing to shell out for designer denim, from Slate.

How Do Legal Teams Work?: Have my lawyer call my lawyer, from Slate.

So, You Wanna Torch a Peugeot? How French hooligans set cars on fire, from Slate.

How Accurate Is Jarhead?: What one Marine makes of the Gulf War movie, from Slate, by Nathaniel Fick.

Stay Out of My Sock Drawer: The Supreme Court asks if a wife can let the police look for her husband's drugs, from Slate.

At Center of a Clash, Rowdy Children in Coffee Shops, from The New York Times.

Found: Sam Alito finally turns in his thesis, from Slate.

Ding-a-Ling-a-Ling: Ambulances can be dangerous places, from Slate.

President Cheney: His office really does run national security, from Slate.

Proselytizer for Pedaling Acts on His Words, from The New York Times, courtesy of Rachel and Mark A.

President Bush's Walkabout, from The New York Times, courtesy of Rachel.

The Delicate Job of Transforming a Geisha, from The New York Times.

'Gulag' leak from CIA men, from the Sunday Times, courtesy of Mark A.

A Wal-Mart-Brand Symposium: Academics and PR Coexist at Conference on Social Impact, from the Washington Post, courtesy of Mark A.

My Year of Hurricanes: A trip to the devastated Lower Ninth Ward, from Slate.

A Fred's-Eye View: Lookin' for some Road Rage, from VeloNews. (Downhill road racing.)

EPO maker to back California Tour, from VeloNews.

On Lanai, a Laid-Back Hawaii, from The New York Times.

Einstein on the Beach: The Ph.D.'s of Culebra, from The New York Times.

Karl Rove's Dying Dream: So much for the permanent Republican majority, from Slate.

Cheap thrills: Its prices are just one way IKEA is altering how America decorates, from The Boston Globe.

Beyond Gasoline: Taking the Future for a Drive, from The New York Times.

Red Devils knock off Lexington for first time, from the Burlington Union, featuring our own Rachel.

Take Back the Prom: How, and why, one school called it all off--and you can, too, from Slate.

Right to Wife: Why does Judge Alito treat women like girls?, from Slate.

The Coil and I: Adventures with a mad scientist's lightning machine, from Slate.

Is Maureen Dowd Necessary?: The Times op-ed columnist adds nothing to the debate between the sexes, from Slate.

The Word We Love To Hate: Literally, from Slate, courtesy of Alison.

Daily Show: Corddry - Double Vision. "Rob Corddry would love to report on Scooter Libby, but there's a giant ball of tin foil to look at."

Experts say US is losing war on terror, from Reuters courtesy of Josh.

A New Weapon for Wal-Mart: A War Room, from The New York Times.

On Target, from The Boston Globe Magazine. "So what's the big difference between Target and Wal-Mart? We welcome one to a prime corner of Downtown Crossing but cold-shoulder the other."

Two Koreas to Compete as Single Nation at Olympics, from The New York Times.

On Gravity, Oreos and a Theory of Everything, from The New York Times.

But Will It Stop Cancer?, from The New York Times.

Scientists Link a Prolific Gene Tree to the Manchu Conquerors of China, from The New York Times.