Knitters save endangered penguins' lives, from the Sydney Morning Herald. Photo here.

CURSE IS REVERSED, ABRAMSON FINALLY GETS WOMPATUCK VICTORY: Years-long quest fulfilled today in Hingham, from the Cycle-Smart blog. The money quote: "...finally, I am the bride."

An Explosive Pair: Take a Mentos, and a Diet Coke..., from NPR.

The Gerrymander That Ate America: Here's the only way to make House races competitive again, from Slate.

Priest or No Priest?: In God or the Girl, four men ponder the celibate life, from Slate.

Learning To Flirt in Chinese: Why all language podcasts should sound like Chinesepod, from Slate.

Judas Saves: Why the lost gospel makes sense, from Slate.

Bush's Secret Tax Hike: Everyone knows the AMT is incredibly unfair. So why won't the president and Congress fix it?, from Slate.

He Must Be Mad: Will you like McCain when he's not angry?, from Slate. The Closet McCain: Psst... he's not really a conservative, from Slate.

Frazz for 4/16

The Ipex Tech Forum: Ironing out the wrinkles in the world's most advanced bra, from Slate.

Adopted Chinese Children, from WBUR's On Point, courtesy of Whit.

'West Wing' Writers' Novel Way of Picking the President, from The New York Times.

Pro-Life Nation, from The New York Times Magazine.

Young Officers Leaving Army at a High Rate, from The New York Times.

It's Passover, Lighten Up, from The New York Times.

The Two-Minute Haggadah: A Passover service for the impatient, from Slate.

Figuring ways to go faster with the flow, from The Boston Globe.

Woman Finds Imperfect Mate At Outlet Mall, from The Onion.

USB Desktop Tanning Center, from ThinkGeek.

Buzzaire - Metered Dose Caffeine Inhaler, from ThinkGeek.