Willy the Cat Burglar Steals Gardening Gloves, from AOL News, courtesy of Rachel.

Back in the Race: Landis's Rebound Highlights Strength of U.S. Cyclists Post-Lance, from the Wall Street Journal.

The Tour de France Almost Killed Me: My battle with L'Alpe d'Huez, from Slate.

Overtime at The Office: NBC's sitcom, now in Web installments, from Slate.

Good Shit: Why Bush should swear more, from Slate.

Google's unknown artist has huge following, from CNN.

My Dad Lives in a Downtown Hotel: The subtle brilliance of the After School Special, from Slate.

Glamour kitty, from Stuff On My Cat.

Cycling and osteoperosis, from Cyclingnews.

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Cats That Look Like Hitler, courtesy of Alison.

Womb environment 'makes men gay', from BBC News, courtesy of Ed.

When Did We Go Back to Seventh Grade?, from KerryLitka.com, about the latest doping scandal.

Courage? Follow the Yellow Brick Road, from The New York Times.

The Extreme Diet Coke & Mentos Experiments, from Eepy Bird, courtesy of Ed.

The sheep who thinks she is a dog, from the BBC.

Rehabilitation, from Alpha Mom, about the Dog Whisperer.

Lance Armstrong's commencement address at Tufts. Lance Armstrong in a Tufts cycling jersey. Mark A said that he got approached several times for his autograph due to his passing resemblance to Lance.

The USDA on Iraq: Everything's Coming Up Rosy, from The Washington Post, courtesy of Alison.

The Immigrant Economy: The obscure government report that reveals everything you need to know about foreign workers, from Slate.

Nancy Pelosi, Super-Genius: The House minority leader answers the GOP's prayers, from Slate.

Thank You Stephen Colbert

Destination Europe: Bone Voyage: On assignment with Europe's most peripatetic canine, from Smithsonian magazine.

Jake Gyllenhaal Loves to Bicycle, from the Superficial, courtesy of Kerry.

Knitters save endangered penguins' lives, from the Sydney Morning Herald. Photo here.

CURSE IS REVERSED, ABRAMSON FINALLY GETS WOMPATUCK VICTORY: Years-long quest fulfilled today in Hingham, from the Cycle-Smart blog. The money quote: "...finally, I am the bride."

An Explosive Pair: Take a Mentos, and a Diet Coke..., from NPR.

The Gerrymander That Ate America: Here's the only way to make House races competitive again, from Slate.

Priest or No Priest?: In God or the Girl, four men ponder the celibate life, from Slate.

Learning To Flirt in Chinese: Why all language podcasts should sound like Chinesepod, from Slate.

Judas Saves: Why the lost gospel makes sense, from Slate.

Bush's Secret Tax Hike: Everyone knows the AMT is incredibly unfair. So why won't the president and Congress fix it?, from Slate.

He Must Be Mad: Will you like McCain when he's not angry?, from Slate. The Closet McCain: Psst... he's not really a conservative, from Slate.

Frazz for 4/16

The Ipex Tech Forum: Ironing out the wrinkles in the world's most advanced bra, from Slate.

Adopted Chinese Children, from WBUR's On Point, courtesy of Whit.

'West Wing' Writers' Novel Way of Picking the President, from The New York Times.

Pro-Life Nation, from The New York Times Magazine.

Young Officers Leaving Army at a High Rate, from The New York Times.

It's Passover, Lighten Up, from The New York Times.

The Two-Minute Haggadah: A Passover service for the impatient, from Slate.

Figuring ways to go faster with the flow, from The Boston Globe.